西野カナ – トリセツ

Kana Nishino – Instruction Manual     

Thank you very much for choosing me, the way I am, on this occasion  

Please carefully read this instruction manual before use, and  

Treat me appropriately and gently forever  

I’m one of a kind, so you cannot return or replace me  

I would appreciate your understanding  

From time to time, I abruptly get grumpy and get mad when left alone,

Although I would not answer your question about the reason

Sorry for always causing trouble

But, please hang out with me even when trouble happens

I will last long if you praise me regularly

Notice minor changes, for example, saying “Your nails are beautiful”

Keep an eye on me

But, you don’t need to notice negative things such as weight gain

If I get older a little and you come to have a roving eye

Remember that day the two of us met for the first time

I would appreciate your continued support

Just laugh off and overlook the way I am

Cherish me forever

As I come with a lifetime guarantee

Even a single flower moves me, against expectations

A small gift on an ordinary day is effective

Your sense will be tested

But, I am most delighted to receive a letter,

Even if it is short and unsophisticated

If I become wet with tears, 

Gently wipe them away and embrace me tightly

Nobody can repair me except you

I would appreciate your continued support

Just laugh off and accept the way I am

Cherish me forever

As I come with a lifetime guarantee

Please take me on a trip every once in a while

On our anniversary,

Escort me in a cool manner to enjoy dinner in a fashionable way, 

Without complaining that it is out of your character to do such thing

Accept everything with your broad mind and deep love

I would appreciate your continued support

Just laugh off and overlook the way I am

Cherish me forever

As I come with a lifetime guarantee

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取扱説明書 [toriatsukai-setsumeisho]: an instruction manual